CLAN MACBOG
Scotland's smallest clan (average height around 4 inches) the MacBogs eke out a
meagre living by dragging tourists into the heather, knocking them about, then running off
with their credit cards.
In the winter months when tourists are scarce, the MacBogs huddle in caves,
swapping credit cards and distilling the dregs from old whisky bottles to make their own
ferocious blend - the famous "Glen Toxic".
Pickled grouse eggs also play a large part in their diet and as a result they
can often be detected from a downwind position. MacBog is an opportunist, always on the
lookout for anything edible. Unsuspecting tourists who have been forced to crouch in the
heather to answer "Nature's Call" have received severe bites on their bottoms
when a passing MacBog has seen the chance of a quick snack. MacBog utters a high-pitched,
yelping cry, usually when mating but also when trodden on by the unwary
